This is your most benevolent (in his not so humble opinion) blogger. This blog was created by me XXAverage to tell you what the rest of the world is to much of a pussy to tell you. I talk about everything. Leave a comment, and maybe I'll reply! Also, I don't really like the blog's background, comment under my second post, and tell me what you want it to be. One more thing, tell me what gadget's you want to see on here, and for me to talk about.

-XXAverage
The author doesn't say anything, he simply writes the truth.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

My Opinion on Racism and Prejudice

Now, we have to make some things clear about this topic, racism isn't making fun of someone for their race, or by calling them Cracker, the "n word," or whatever else, that's prejudice. Racism is prosecuting someone for their race, religion, or sex. This has become another one of those topics in our school and on the bus. I am appalled at both, and it is wrong to do either. I have been made fun of, because I am Buddhist and Christan. I really also hope you know, that you can be sued, sent to jail, and lose your job for being racist or prejudice. There are, however a few flaws in the legal system when it comes to this subject. For example...

When a white person targets targets a black person, it's racism. When a black person targets a white person, it isn't. An example of this is state fair last year. A mob of African-Americans started to attack every white person it state fair park, and that's not a hate crime? I don't think so. Your sentence for murder, breaking into a car, or whatever else shouldn't be based on the color of the person the crime was committed against. That's a even a form of segregation itself, but the U.S. courts are too stupid to realize this. I hope this post has given you a lot to think about.

                      -XXAverage

Monday, January 30, 2012

Sorry about this...

Forgot to mention this, but to see older posts, just go to the blog archive, or run your mouse near the bottom of the screen to click the older post's button. You just can't see the button for some reason unless you do this.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

My Opinion on Religion

This is another one of those tabu topics that has become a civil war in my school. I have friends who are Buddhist, Christan, Atheist, Wicca and a lot more. I am personally part Christan and part Buddhist. I'm more Christan than Buddhist, because the Buddhist religion says that you can't have any earthly attachments, and believing in god is an earthly attachment. I really don't care what religion you are, because it is our differences that separate us as intelligent, compassionate, human beings, from the rest of the spices of the world. I do have a problem with people who go cramming their religion down other peoples throat's, trying to convert others to their religion. It really doesn't matter what religion you are, it matters what kind of person you are. I don't care if you're Muslim, Atheist, or whatever, I do care if you are a kind person, and I really hope you are the same way. If you prosecute someone for their religion, or make fun of them, or look down on them, you're just a douche who isn't worth spending time with, so then piss off or fuck off. Keep reading,


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Saturday, January 28, 2012

My Opinion on the Twilight Saga

Now, I'm sure you've all herd of the Twilight Saga. The books go in this order; Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Braking Dawn. The only exception is that the last book is so long, that it is being split into two movies, like the last Harry Potter book. My personal opinion is that the books and movies have an interesting storyline, but what it's really about is a horny teenage girl who is a whore, a horny teenage Native American werewolf, and a horny 118 year old vampire who looks like an 18 year old. The only reason Stephenie Meyer wrote these books, was to give kids images to think about in the shower in well described passages. I'm not saying Stephenie Meyer isn't a good author, she has to be a very good author to describe scenes like that. I am saying that for kids books, they're a little pornographic. I think she'd make a better romance novelist for adults. I would recommend these books to a 20-35 year old.

In addition, she kind of stole some of her elements from the Harry Potter. If you take a look at the similarities between Jacob ans Sirius, you'll see a lot. They both have the last name black, they both ride motorcycles, they both care about the main character, they both transform into dogs, and they both have pure black hair. Plus, the Volturi and Death Eaters are both bent on the death of the main character.

So, what have we learned today? Stephenie Meyer is a terrible children's author, but a great adult author. There are a lot of similarities between a lot of the characters in Harry Potter and Twilight (Harry Potter came first), and Stephenie Meyer makes Bella out to be a whore. Keep reading.


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Friday, January 27, 2012

My Opinion on Harry Potter Butter Beer

Butter Beer is a drink from the Harry Potter series, that was served to Hogwarts students. This drink was made real in the Harry Potter theme park in Universal Studio's Orlando, Florida, which is now available for parches. I have had this drink a few times in my life, and last time I had it was over winter break. I made at our condo at Elk Heart lake. It is a creamy butterscotch drink, which is served warm with a froth on top. I would recomend this drink to anyone who loves sweet, warm, and overall delicous drinks. The only problem is that it can be too sweet. You just have to add the right amount of butterscotch when you make it at home. I hope you get to try this drink for yourself, because it is pure bliss. The recipy is below...

Ingredients:
  • 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda
  • 1/2 cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping)
  • 1/2 tablespoon butter


Directions:

Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1-1/2 minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated.

Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit.

Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!

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My Opinion on South Park

South park is an animated adult cartoon show on Comedy Central (which has a lot of really funny movie's and shows) which tells the story of four 3rd-4th grade boys from South Park, Colorado. This show is extremely vulgar, but is even funnier. If you want to laugh, or see something really amazing, I recommend this TV show. It rips on the famous, the poor, the races, and itself pretty much, to make a perfect blend of drama and dumbed down wit. (in other words; it's really fucking funny) The writers actually have a plot unlike Family Guy. (I still love Family Guy though) I would recommend this show to anyone who loves swearing, violence, and animated (cartoon) TV shows. Keep reading,


                        -XXAverage

                                               

My Opinion on the Hunger Games

Author's Note

Note this is a book review on the first hunger games book, not the entire of the series. I hope I have made this perfectly clear.

The Hunger Games is an exhilarating, terrifying, all out epic Sci-Fy story, about life 100 years in the future after the world fell. A new country called Panem has risen out of the ashes of North America. Each year, each of the different 12 districts of Panem has to send two tributes, a boy and a girl between the ages of 12 and 18. These young men and women participate in an event where the tributes must fight to the death in a gigantic arena in the capital city of Panem, just known as "The Capital." This event takes place to show that the government is in control. The main character of the story is named Katniss Everdeen, a teenage girl, who lives in the 12th and most rural and out of date district. When the reaping happens, (the reaping is the act of choosing the two tributes for the games) Katniss's 12 year old sister is drawn for the reaping, and Katiness volunteer's to be tribute instead of her sister. The male tribute is Peta Mellark, a bakers son. Suddenly, they are swept into a train headed for the 1st district, home of "The Capital" to compete in the games. Who will survive these deadly games, and will a romance begin with Peta and  Katniss? I recommend this book to anyone looking for a good read.

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My Opinion on Barack (Insane) Obama

Barack Hussein Obama is the 44 president of the united states, and is the first African-American president of the United States of America. Well, my this is a special post for a special man. He's a dumb ass. He wants to collect an uneven amount of tax money from the hard workers and our lazy douches, and redistribute it evenly. No fucking way will something like that happen while I still draw breath. He wanted to raise taxes up $1.5 trillion to pay for his "small" health care plan. I hope his is never reelected, because if he is, I will leave the country. President G. W. Bush played golf 9 times during his presidency, and Obama has played over 90 times already. No-bama, or "Osama Obama." Plus, he lied about getting a dog in his first 100 days of office, he waited about a year, until he got one. Obama stands for everything I hate. Stay reading,



                                    Signed,
                                           XXAverage

My Opinion on Gay's, Lesbian's, and Bisexuals

This topic has become very talked about in my school, and it's like a civil war. I've had two of my friends go there different ways, because one of them was Bisexual and the other was a homophobic. (Note, they were two girls.) My personal stand on the matter is that as long as you love someone, go for it. I'm not Gay or Bisexual, but I do have two gay relatives. Look at their situation through their eyes, they are ridiculed, and even beaten and killed in some parts of the world. Imagine if you couldn't be with the person you love. It feels like your heart is being stabbed with 1,000 red hot pokers, like you tried to dry-swallow 100 huge pill's at once, and your stomach dropped out of your butt all at the same time, and that doesn't even come close to how it really feels. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't be a little disturbed is I saw a Gay or Lesbian couple making out in public, but I would still be irked by a straight couple doing the same thing. Listen, I'm not saying you have to believe what I believe, but I am saying at least think about this. I hope you know if you are on the other side of this argument I respect you for what you believe in. I am saying it is wrong to say this...

I was on the bus one day coming home from school, and this topic came up and one douche said quote on quote...

"It's ok for two girls to be together, but not two guys." Well, you know what FUCK OFF, is what I thought, but I kept a level head and said...

"But two guys and two girls are the same thing." and I turned away.

I really hope this post has given you a lot to think about, and that you don't call anyone Les-bo, Queer, Fag, or Homo, or whatever. Just mind your own damn business, and walk or look away. And if you have to say something like that, then you aren't worth the trouble, so piss off.

                                     -Signed
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My Opinion On Harry Potter

Harry Potter has been around me my entire life. My dad read it to me before my mum kicked him out, and I went as him for Halloween for 5 years straight. If you want to read a book with action, adventure, and amazingness (I know, it's not a word!), read the Harry Potter books. As my dad read me the words of J. K. Rowling's imagination, I would dream of myself having my own magical powers. That's what captures the mind the most in Harry Potter, how seemingly normal people can have magical abilities. It just goes to show how even wizards are mortals with the deaths of Harry's parents when he is a baby. It also teaches us humility. Harry has to be willing to give up everything, or Lord Voldemort will take it all. I cry every time I finish the series for the umpteenth time, because I know it's over. But it's not over, because the magic will end when you truly forget it. I recommend Harry Potter personally, because Harry was a part of my life and still is. He grew up with me.


                                       Signed,
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