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-XXAverage
The author doesn't say anything, he simply writes the truth.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

My Opinion on the Twilight Saga

Now, I'm sure you've all herd of the Twilight Saga. The books go in this order; Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Braking Dawn. The only exception is that the last book is so long, that it is being split into two movies, like the last Harry Potter book. My personal opinion is that the books and movies have an interesting storyline, but what it's really about is a horny teenage girl who is a whore, a horny teenage Native American werewolf, and a horny 118 year old vampire who looks like an 18 year old. The only reason Stephenie Meyer wrote these books, was to give kids images to think about in the shower in well described passages. I'm not saying Stephenie Meyer isn't a good author, she has to be a very good author to describe scenes like that. I am saying that for kids books, they're a little pornographic. I think she'd make a better romance novelist for adults. I would recommend these books to a 20-35 year old.

In addition, she kind of stole some of her elements from the Harry Potter. If you take a look at the similarities between Jacob ans Sirius, you'll see a lot. They both have the last name black, they both ride motorcycles, they both care about the main character, they both transform into dogs, and they both have pure black hair. Plus, the Volturi and Death Eaters are both bent on the death of the main character.

So, what have we learned today? Stephenie Meyer is a terrible children's author, but a great adult author. There are a lot of similarities between a lot of the characters in Harry Potter and Twilight (Harry Potter came first), and Stephenie Meyer makes Bella out to be a whore. Keep reading.


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13 comments:

  1. These books weren't meant to be for kids. Kids are ages 1-12. These books were made for young Adults ages 13-17. Being myself I love the twilight series and I wouldn't say I hate the harry potter series but honestly all you talk about all the time is how Harry Potter is better than any movie ever made. Yes that's right I know who u are.

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  2. Well then who are you? Someone who hates me? Brianna? BTW, thank you for YOUR opinion. And if you don't like the blog, then why are you reading it? As usual, thank you for your insight.

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  4. One more thing, I said I thought the Twilight saga was a well written adult romance novel. I said it was a terrible kids book, and most of it's readers are kids.

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  5. look I know you but you don't know me. Also I have no idea what this facebook fight is about. so if you would enlighten me on that, that would be great. Also sorry for reading the post wrong. Also the reason I'm reading this is because I run my own blog about my opinions. I just came across this one.

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  7. Some friend of mine had a facebook fight with other friends of mine. Nice use of the word enlighten. I'd also like to read your blog. Who even are you? do you go to my school? I always appreciate your insight. BTW, this is the same post from earlier, except I'd made a spelling mistake. Sorry.

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  8. I do go to your school and I will post my blog address when it's open to the public. It's still in the process of being made.

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  9. um ok it might take a while though

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  10. ok just wondering y did u delete my comment on the being yourself post?

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